T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. The stocking were hung by the chimney with care with hopes that mini bottles of Grand Marnier, lotto tickets, and deodorant soon would be there.
The ladies were nestled all snug in their beds,while visions of Amazon.com wishlists danced in their heads. The tree was packed with paychecks well spent, on things to keep us warm, like fleece jackets with armpit vents.
I should probably stop this rhyme while I am ahead, but I think I will just keep typing instead. I am no Slim Shady, I am no Dr. Suess and it is doubtful if I can even find my muse, who is still somewhere out there on the loose.
Watches, knifes, jackets, and more – all the things we wished for from the store. Even a toilet training book that went flush – so many presents, Christmas is such a rush! Zoe took not one nap but two – so many toys and gifts what is a one year old girl to do!
We watched Ralphie do his best, with 24 hours of the Christmas Story, on TBS. We ate, drank and were merry – Mom even taught me the proper technique for eating a chocolate covered cherry.
Well, Christmas Day is done and we had way to much fun. Zoe’s in her crib, Mom’s in her bed, Kaca snoozing and me awake with all these words in my head. As I turn off the tree and the lights, I’ll wish you a very Merry Christmas and a dream filled good night.
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